It was one of those embarrassing yet in a strange kind of way fantastic moments. I took my eldest boy into the gents toilet so that he could go for a wee whilst we were on a day out.The gents toilets were, as is often the case, located right next to the ladies toilets. The walls of these particular toilets seemed particularly thin and I could hear the ladies in the adjoining loos talking. I thought nothing more about it and set out the task,no pun intended, "in hand"!



My eldest duly did his business and then I asked him to stand by the cubicle door whilst Daddy also had a wee. As every new dad knows one of the best things about having children is how innocent they are and what they come out with and this was no expectption.

In what seemed to be in the loudest voice that he could muster he asked me "daddy why do you have such a big Willie"? I explained to him thatwhen he grew up and got bigger he would also have,a bigger willie.

Not content with my response he decided to question me on the topic even further. He replied "I know I might be bigger and my willie should be bigger when I grow up but your willie is so huge and is the biggest I have ever seen!"
I could hear chuckles in the cubicle next to us and the other dads that were also using the toilets gave that knowing look and smile as we left.
As I left the toilets four extremely attractive Swedish looking students were just coming out of the ladies toilets. Just as we exited my boy asked me again why my wiley was so huge.
It was clear from the looks on their faces they had heard my earlier discussion with my boy. They now had a face to go with the voice! Great. What was I supposed to do? Like any dad would do in my situation I simply explained to him that I was a very big man and if he was very lucky one day he may grow into one.

All I can say is I bought an ice cream on the way back to the car and I swaggered past the girls that were now queueing up for coffees.With a broad smile I raised by eye brows and said "ah kids don't you love em" to which 2 replied "oh yes".Thank you son thank you. If only I had thought sort of marketing pre marriage eh!!